………….PokeNosing……………

In ma neighborhoodJune 29, 2007 9:05 pm

I can’t seem to come to terms with this issue of "Omo Onile" - ("Land Owners" as they call themselves), ……..they have turned themselves into a demi god in the society; that even the presence of the men of the Nigerian Police "Force" means nothing to them.

One question I ask myself is this - for how long do we continue to harbour this young adults called Area boys and their partner in crime "Omo Onile". Another question is this - "Omo Onile", are they only prevalent in Otta, Ogun State or is that the norm that has come to stay in most parts of Nigeria?

One may wonder - why this stories and questions…………….

Well, the basis of my "story" is this………. There is this about/yet to be completed plaza in my neighborhood in Otta, Ogun State, Nigeria - on the proposed day for the plaza’s "decking" - young able bodied men numbering about a thousand came parading themselves as "Omo Onile" and Area boys demanding for money………

One funny thing I learnt during the course of my "poke nosing" was that Area boys too operate on levels - Federal Level and State Level…………. interesting you say I also learnt these boys went away with over Two Hundred Thousand Naira…………..without working for it except for the noise and pantings…………

For how long do we continue with this social malady of "Omo Onile", from purchasing the land, to laying the foundation, to roofing, to completing the house…………..they are always around demanding for money………

Well, its only God that can save us from this malady…………..

….drop your comment………………

General GistJune 18, 2007 5:45 pm

One article which I cannot but read in every edition of Sunday’s Punch is Musings from Cardiff by Casmir Igbokwe.

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In his latest article, a particular paragraph made me laugh - he reproduced an email which he received on Ex-President Obasanjo’s score card in Office - and I am also doing the same here when I actually looked at it from a serious perspective:

Presidential Exit Certificate

Name of Student: Aremu Mathew Okikiola Olusegun Obasanjo

Class:  Second term (Aso Rock Villa)

Year of Graduation: May 29, 2007

Subject                                         Score           Grade
1. Energy                                       12%             F9
2. Education                                   8%               F9
3. Pover Eradication                         5%               F9
4. Telecommunication                       40%             C5
5. Globe Trotting                             100%            A1
6. Fuel Price Hike                              175%            A1+
7. Credible Election                           2%              F9
8. Women Affairs                            200%           AAA

Remark:  Outstanding - No resit please
Performance: You be the judge
Signed:  Nigerians
Tel:  08060925492/08028222988

Well, I actually do not know the criteria these "Nigerians" used in

scoring Mr. Ex-President but I quite agree………… OR how does one score a President who advised young Nigerian men to marry two wives, so that they can spend money in Nigeria instead of taking it abroad - and also caused an hike in fuel price on the eve of his exit.

So you BE THE JUDGE!!

General Gist, Newspaper ReviewJune 14, 2007 12:56 pm

On Monday after collecting my Project work from the printer/binder, I got home took Saturday Punch and headed straight to the shop.

While reading, an interview conducted with Mrs. Mercy Dada Nee Oyebor, popularly known as MAMA NOTHING SPOIL caught my attention and I read on………………

Now, how many of you know that Mandy (the popular female comedian) was first afflicted by Mama Nothing Spoil………….If you know her, its better you tell her to be careful for her not to get afflicted the second time by Mama Nothing Spoil………………..Reason - you might ask? Mandy acts as Mama Nothing Spoil (a registered name of Mrs. Mercy Dada)………….

Imagine a Mama Nothing Spoil who claimed to have seen Jesus Christ four times saying "………there was a time Mandy annoyed me so much that I sentenced her to years of affliction, which she went through. I hope she will not allow me to sentence her again……….."

Words like "………….I am not easy. I don’t forgive easily………….."

Please help me/us beg Mama Nothing Spoil to take things easy and act in a christlike manner of forgiving easily…………..

By the way, which affliction did Mandy went through and is she still acting Mama Nothing Spoil?

General GistJune 11, 2007 2:18 pm

Praise God!!!!

You’re probably not shouting Halleluyah……………… cos you don’t know what am praising God for, well am praising God for giving me the grace to wake up this day and allowing me write my final PGD-EduMgt Exams yesterday.
Ah………..you caught me there; actually praising God for the successful completion abi? Well, beni (yes!)

I got home yesterday (Sunday) after my papers after undergoing a thorough beating by the rain. Guess where I headed to straight after getting home – my Shop!!!!

Actually no special gist – except that a lady after their meeting (Jehova’s witness meeting – their building is adjacent to my shop) came to buy a recharge card and after selling the card to her – I asked her “are you a witness”, she replied “yes”, I said “oh fine, can I get the latest edition of awake” and she said “I don’t have it here with me, but I’ll have it on Wednesday” and I asked if she would bring it for me and she said she will try and bring it.

What do you think – will she bring it?

Wetin concern una sef – nothing except say the girl fine small sha………………..

Anyway let Wednesday come and trust me for the gist……………

Phone CallJune 6, 2007 3:05 pm

Asking why I haven’t started rolling out the gists?

Am writing my final PGD exams - hope to start pouring them out……………………….

Next Week!!!

Stay glued with me………………